July 2011
Boo..
Boy toy doesn’t want to play tonight.
Tea and Skeletons: Evil human experiments 'Project 4.1' →
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Project 4.1 was the designation for a medical study conducted by the United States of those residents of the Marshall Islands exposed to radioactive fallout from the March 1, 1954 Castle Bravo nuclear test at Bikini Atoll, which had an unexpectedly large yield.
For the first decade after the…
June 2011
ROADIE! :D Much lub and stuff to you! Lub lub lub lub. And some lub on the side. With lub. And lub. K?
Silly boy!
Question...
Should I dread my hair?
(if you care to answer)
“So they say,
They say in heaven
There’s no husbands and wives
On the day that I show up
They’ll be completely out
Of their forgiveness supplies
And I cant use the telephone
To tell you that I’m dead and gone
So you won’t know” —
They say in heaven
There’s no husbands and wives
On the day that I show up
They’ll be completely out
Of their forgiveness supplies
And I cant use the telephone
To tell you that I’m dead and gone
So you won’t know” —
Ah summer...
Love hate relationship with the fan at my desk right now.
Feels SO NICE…yet drying out my contacts. I’m waiting for them to just crust up and shoot out of my eye. That’dd be a talent wouldn’t it?
STORYTIME!
Late in the night, a knock. Not just any knock, but a knock strangely resembling the beat to "Tequila".
Roadie waddled her way to the door, opening it with annoyance more than anything.
It was the press.
"ROADIE! WE NEE-" *SLAM!* the door was slammed...... obviously.
Roadie had no time for interviews. She waddled back to the couch and continued to watch her Fresh Prince of Bell Air.
Suddenly, the phone rang, sounding strangely like the Moccorana.
She picks it up.. it's the President:
"ROADIE! WE NEE-" *slam!* The phone was slammed... obviously.
She didn't need to talk to no prez... she knew what was going on...
TO THE ROAD HOUSE!
She waddlerushes out the back door to the waddle house, jumps out of her footed sleeper, and into her kick ass.. FLANNEL PAJAMA PANTS!
It's to the fields of Arabia she flys.
Ninjas.... fucking ninjas EVERYWHERE. They were attacking the poor rare Unicorns of the Fields of Arabia.
She lands on the nearet ninja, crushing him to the ground. He cried out something that sounded strangly like "The Star Spangled Banner" *SLAM* his body was slammed... obviously.
She then did a combat roll and dived into the next ninja, who was about to bite the dick off a unicorn... She tackled him to the ground and started beating his face in. The ninja died, " Don't go chasing....water.. fa...-ughhh" Dead. Motherfucker be dead.
Roadie hops onto a unicorn, and leads the others to safety. The unicorns are grateful.
She heads home smokes pot, and continues her fresh prince, not even getting up to use the bathroom..
THE END
Aw. You have NO IDEA how much I needed this today. I was a sad panda this morning. Silly boy…one day I WILL write a story for you
“Nothing gets so bad,
A whisper from your father couldn’t fix it.
He whispers like a bridge, it’s a river spanned.
Take all that you have,
And turn it into something you would miss if
Somebody threw that brick, shattered all your plans.” —
A whisper from your father couldn’t fix it.
He whispers like a bridge, it’s a river spanned.
Take all that you have,
And turn it into something you would miss if
Somebody threw that brick, shattered all your plans.” —
you seem really cool. I've enjoyed most of everything I've read in your tumblr so far. Just wanted to give you a little nugget of awesome to start the day.
cheers.
‘Most of everything’ :P Just kidding, I needed this this morning. Thank you!
“I am not your friend.
I am just a man who knows how to feel.
I am not your friend.
I’m not your lover.
I’m not your family.” —
I am just a man who knows how to feel.
I am not your friend.
I’m not your lover.
I’m not your family.” —
“Ice-age heat wave, can’t complain.
If the world’s at large, why should I remain?
Walked away to another plan.
Gonna find another place, maybe one I can stand.
I move on to another day,
to a whole new town with a whole new way.
Went to the porch to have a thought.
Got to the door and again, I couldn’t stop.” —
If the world’s at large, why should I remain?
Walked away to another plan.
Gonna find another place, maybe one I can stand.
I move on to another day,
to a whole new town with a whole new way.
Went to the porch to have a thought.
Got to the door and again, I couldn’t stop.” —
“Make your fingers bleed your spirit scream, yeah,
….play guitar” —
….play guitar” —
Mickey Mouse Gas Mask
After the attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941, the US military issued gas masks to civilians in Hawaii, and rushed a special children’s model into production, which consisted of a hood with bunny ears.
By early 1942, The Sun Rubber Company and the Disney Corporation designed the Mickey Mouse gas mask.
